Spinning Mule

What is Spinning Mule?


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The spinning mule, cousin to the donkey punch, is a brutal sexual maneuver. It consists of a man ejaculating in a woman's eyes multiple times so she can't see, tying her feet and hanging her upside down and spinning her around for 10 minutes at high speeds. Then when you let her down and she is too dizzy to walk you punch her in the head, knock her to the ground and repeatedly violate her until she regains consciousness. While she is waking up you shit on her face and wrap duct tape around her head while there is still shit on it.

I gave my bitch a spinning mule last week and she couldn't walk for days.

See spinning, mule, tight, awesome, excellent, michael


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