Spinning Willis

What is Spinning Willis?

When one inserts oneself into a tree stump and glues oneself in that stump with gorilla glue that sits on a sears tractor and "lets it rip"

That burley lumberjack gave himself a spinning willis

Hogs Eye

1. hole in the tip of a gentlemans appendage required for spurting of urine or jizm. jesus...the cock-doctor jammed a cocktail umbrella do..

Phittie Gonzalez

1. someone who is really really hot. comes from speedy gonzales. phittie comes from the word fitty, meaning hot guy. 'oh get a load..

Vagina Candle

1. a vague reference to something so vague we don't know what it means, presumably a vibrator, or something of that nature that needs ..

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