Spinster Edit Meaning

1.

Old unmarried woman. Not necessarily a virgin.

Khold's mother.

See DM

2.

a woman who is not married, especially a woman who is no longer young and seems unlikely ever to marry.

Note* A woman who never enters marriage contract is so smart.

"Spinster means a woman who can stand independently and doesn't need a man for her life"

See single, girl, woman, lady, marry

3.

An elderly or aging female who due to a combination of major personality flaws, undesirable personal habits, and unattractive physical appearance has never married. It is not uncommon for a spinster to have had many short term romantic relationships and to have spread her legs for many men. Females begin to enter spinster territory at the age of 35 or the first appearance of gray hair and or crow's feet.

Females often claim to be, "career oriented" or "independent" to help them come to terms with being a spinster.

See hag, chart

4.

A whoreish woman who identifies with a group of similar women based in San Francisco, CA. A spinster is usually over the age of 25, and can't find anyone to marry them no matter how many times they try to reinvent themselves. They drink to their detriment in hopes of bringing someone home, but because word of their desperatenature has gotten out, it's not always successful. They also like to throw around the term "boyfriend" to describe men they have just met. Tramp stamp optional.

Ex. 1:

SF Guy 1: Dang bro, that's a funky rash!

SF Guy 2: Ya man, I know! I hooked up with some Spinster beezyat a bar last week and I think I caught the herp! Damn!

Ex. 2:

SF Guy 1: Dude, where were you this morning?!

SF Guy 2: Desperately trying to sneak out of this chick's apartment. She had traps all over the place like she didn't want me to leave! Then she caught me and tried to make me breakfast. When I said 'no thanks' she tried to lay down some morning sex.

SF Guy 1: Can you say DESPERATE? Dude, was she one of those Spinsters??

SF Guy 2: Yes, and all I have to say is: Never again!

See desperate, lonely, easy, bimbo, lame, single, undesirable

5.

A gangster who rides on spinners, rims that rotate continously, even if the actual wheel is not turning. It is a portmanteau of the words 'spinners' and 'gangster'.

Joke

Me: whatchu you call a gangster who pimps his ride with them spinners?

Person: think....I don't know, tell me.

Me: A Spinster! Hah; funny, eh?

Person: Damn, that was the lamest joke I've ever heard

See gangster, spinners, gang, spinner, pimped

6.

A woman who is old and not married. They are usually crazy and are just more proof that women NEED us men.

Note: When men are old and not married it's stylish

The Trunchbull from Roald Dahl's Matilda.

Joan Rivers.

Abe Einhorn

See Dude