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An unwanted erection occurring at an inopportune time.
Pete was standing in the check out line when he sprouted a rogue missile...
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A hip name for a CD player.
Kid 1: Man, a CD player? Get with the times!
Kid 2: Yo son, that's not a CD player, that's my iP..
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I drink that is brewed in small batches by the highest choir of angles, thus making it the most delicious soda ever known to man.
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