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1. a machine created by lonley computer engineering majors to get laid.
2. Me when I put on my little gold shorts.
1. Mike was so hope..
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(Somewhat archaic) chatspeak for "grin," deriving, AFAIK, from IRC.
See *g*, which is more common nowadays, especially on AIM..
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The safest, most politically correct holiday in the world. Of course, that's assuming you live somewhere that they have winter......