What is Spit Roast?
1.
Verb: to spit roast. A sexual activity involving 3 people, two active males and one passive (male or female). Man 1 pentrates person 2 from the rear (anal or vaginal) while he/she sucks the penis of person 3.
Noun: The act off...
Verb: Would you like to spit roast me?
Noun: Last night, I had a spit roast
2.
A threesome involving 2 males and a female. The woman in the middle gets fucked from behind while sucking off the other male.
'You dad and I spit-roasted your mom' For maxium chauvenistic effect the males should high five each other while insulting the woman. Eg. ' Hey which end you got?' 'I dunno I cant tell the difference!'
3.
A 3-some involving 2 guys and a girl - one guy goes 'heads' the other 'tails', you figure it out!
Guy 1: I'll go in the mouth...
Guy 2: ...and I'll go in the peach (or chocolate)
Girl: Mmmphngggghmpph!!!
4.
1. To roast a large piece of meat skewered with a spit, usually a whole pig, over an open flame. The spit enables you to turn the meat around to help cook it evenley.
2. A sexual position in which a person is taken in the vagina or anus from one end and in the mouth from the other end by two other conscenting adults.
1. "Yes my friend look at that roast pork on the spit its looking nice and crisp and smell so good!" "Dude im jewish that shit is sinful!"
2. "OMG that biatch is a slut she got spit roasted my mates Edwardo and Barnaby" "ye dude next she will be letting us all take turns, i bet she loves bukkake!"
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5.
When two men penetrate a woman one orally one anally vaginally as if she were a suckling pig. At times a third man can be basting her.
Every thursday me and mike get together to spit roast marianna and she loves it.
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6.
In hetrosexual terms: The sexual act or process of a female party lodging herself between mulitple sexually rampant males while receiving anal and/or vaginal penetration and felating the erect male.
The female is often subject to intense abuse or degrading ridicule after aformentioned sexual act.
Male A: "That cum guzzling slut got ravaged last night"
Male B: "Yeah I knew she was a whore but I didn't know she'd be up for a spit roast"
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7.
done up the arse and penatrated orally at the same time
Harvey- hey look its grant lets spit roast him
everyone - yer!!!!!
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