Spit Swabbing The Pork Curtains Edit Meaning

1. A woman who constantly switches her boyfriends to see which ethnicities she likes the best; a woman who loves getting married so much sh..

1. Same as a Dirty Sanchez, but you give them a goatee to go with their shitstache..... made famous by surrealist artist Salvador Dali Joh..

1. n. A driver that stays in the passing lane without moving over to let faster cars pass by. This driver is married to the cruise control..