Spitroast

What is Spitroast?


1.

The spitroast is a degrading sexual position to any female who is fucked in the ass/pussy doggystyle while on all fours sucking another dudes cock. The spitroast has special rules which must be abided by, ie. the code of the spitroast.

1. No crossing swords.

2. When eye contact is made a high five must be given.

3. Which dude will recieve the blowjob and which guy will fuck her doggy, must be prederteremined before the spitroast.

This is to avoid the complicated situations when both males only wish to get oral from a less than average female, or when both wish to fuck a rare 'honey' that can be conned into a spitroast.

If the males raise their arms towards each other at 45* angles and hold hands over the girl, the position becomes known as a 'sydney harbour bridge'.

If a 3rd guy can somehow manage to fuck the girl in her other hole then this is known as a 'double adaptor spitroast.

If instead the 3rd guy joins the action by wanking over the females back or breasts, then the position is known as a 'lathe'.

Dude 1 : "Man, we should put that 'honey' on the spit."

Dude 2 : "Nah...she looks a bit classy to want a spitroast."

Dude 3 : "She looks like a girl who would get excited if I joined in for a lathe (prounced 'lay-th')."

See Diego

2.

A sexual act involving, traditionally, two men and one woman. One man penetrates the woman either in her vagina or anus from behind, the other man receives oral sex from the woman, creating an image resembling a spitroast.

Yo, I heard Tammy gets spitroasted by two different guys every night!

See meatstick

3.

to roast,

1 female (horney slut) 2 more than horney best mates and alchohol

1 up from behind and 1 being sucked off

rule 1, never sword fight

rule 2, never talk about any thing other than the job in hand

rule 3 enjoy, it may never happen again

if another player arrives he shall be known as the baster.

she looks like a bit of a go'er il she she wants to do us both

cool man yeah

remember if we do, no touching cocks

cool man yeah

lets do it

4.

A great sexual activity, that involves getting a chick, banging her senseless from behind, ass or pussy, while she gets a cock rammed down her throat from the front.

Lets spitroast that sweet looking young blonde babe over there

See cock, mouth, ass, pussy, chick

5.

a girl taking it in the ass and giving head at the same time

hey mate - do you she would be into a spitroast???

See Dirty Sanchez

6.

see mexican barbecue

7.

girl getting anal and pussy sex at the same time

steve- netball girl - als

See adam


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