What is Spittake?
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A reaction upon hearing/seeing something humorous/suprising, where a person eating or drinking spits out their food or beverage. The term derives from a mix 
After seeing a particularly funny post, Blivy spittaked Coca-Cola all over her computer screen.
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NASCAR auto racing, in reference to oval track.
Tony is the points leader in the left turn only circuit... 
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The act of pooing in a sock and beating poeple about the head and face with it.
That filty whore was not giving it up so I had to give ..