Spitting Turtle

What is Spitting Turtle?

1.

when you titty fuck a girl and just as you are about to cum you push all the way through her boobs, thus forming a turtle head and then cum in her face

Pat: what did you do last night?

Dave: I gave your mom a spitting turtle

See spit, turtle, boobs, cum, puppies

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