Spitty Slurpy

What is Spitty Slurpy?


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The act of spitting a very viscous and long loogie that never leaves your mouth. Just before it breaks free, you slurp it back up into your mouth. Your fancy science books cannot explain it. Glory comes to those who can wield the longest loogie.

Dude that was the longest spitty slurpy I've ever seen! Everything science teachers have taught you is a lie!

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