Spitzenfreude

What is Spitzenfreude?

1. Taking joy from someone's downfall as a result of being caught in a sex scandal.

2. Regional. Taking joy from someone contracting a sexually transmitted infection.

Emily reveled in Spitzenfreude when her husband's dalliances left him with a crotch full of itchy crabs.

See schadenfreude, eliot spitzer, hooker

Quick Stick

1. Premature ejactulater. "How was Trent last night?" "Oh you know. We sqrewed, but he is such a quick stick that I have t..

Nigger Headed

1. A term for being sleepy after a large meal. Niggers in the south often sleep on their front porch after eating, or when they are suppos..

Awes-ohms

1. The unit of measure of awesome. Similar to the unit of measure or resistance (ohms), but more awesome. That was amazing! Like so totall..

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