Spitzenfreude

What is Spitzenfreude?

1. Taking joy from someone's downfall as a result of being caught in a sex scandal.

2. Regional. Taking joy from someone contracting a sexually transmitted infection.

Emily reveled in Spitzenfreude when her husband's dalliances left him with a crotch full of itchy crabs.

See schadenfreude, eliot spitzer, hooker

Romero's Wager

1. The principle that being prepared for impending zombie apocalypse is the safer bet than not being prepared, as the loss if one is incorr..

Skinwatch

1. The act of flipping your penis over your wrist when asked what time it is, followed by the exclamation, "Time for a phat skinwatch!..

Umbumdigum

1. freak, wierdo you are a umbumdigum (freak)..

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