Spitzenfreude

What is Spitzenfreude?

1. Taking joy from someone's downfall as a result of being caught in a sex scandal.

2. Regional. Taking joy from someone contracting a sexually transmitted infection.

Emily reveled in Spitzenfreude when her husband's dalliances left him with a crotch full of itchy crabs.

See schadenfreude, eliot spitzer, hooker

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