Spitzer

What is Spitzer?


1.

To unexpectedly -- and spectacularly -- destroy your career in a single act so obviously wrong that having someone tell you "you should know better" would be blatantly redundant

Bob was on track to make regional manager until he spitzered himself

See spitzer, failure, prostitution, prostitute

2.

To lay pipe on a prostitute. It can also refer to getting cockblockedby the police or the Feds while trying to lay pipe on a prostitute.

"I spitzered the hell out of this hooker last night."

OR "Right as I took off my pants, I got spitzered by some undercover cop"

See spitzer, prostitute, hooker, cockblock, lay pipe

3.

Someone who advocates against what he is, does, or believes.

Hypocrite

We didn't have naked rituals when I joined the frat like you do now, so don't be a spitzer and stop picking on Richard.

See hypocrite, spitzer, fraud, phony

4.

If one engages in a wrong activity, confident that one will not get caught, but the activity unexpectedly emerges to the surface and brings the downfall, one spitzers himself.

Johnny spitzered himself when his plagiarism he committed fifteen years ago was caught: he lost his tenure.

See spitzer, failure, screwed, messed

5.

A middle-aged man who prefers younger women - and not in a good way.

The opposite of a sleazier style of cougar.

"Can you believe how that old guy tried to hit on my girlfriend? What a spitzer!"

or

"You think she's a cougar? You should see my boss - he's a real spitzer!"

See scumbag, sleaze

6.

A married, government official, who gets caught administering substantial amounts of money to have sex with a prostitute(s) over the course of many months/years well aware how wrong it is and the consequences.

I hope one day when I become governor of New York I do not become a spitzer, and if I do, I hope I do not have a coach sleezy happen to me.

See high roller, prostitute, hooker, sleezy

7.

If one engages in a wrong activity, confident that one will not get caught, but the activity unexpectedly emerges to the surface and brings the downfall, one spitzers himself.

Johnny spitzered himself when his plagiarism he committed fifteen years ago was caught: he lost his tenure.

See spitzer, hypocrite


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