Spitzerface

What is Spitzerface?


1.

The face of reluctant apology (or crapology) because you have to even though your shit's totally fucked regardless, as made by New York Governor Eliot Spitzer as he apologized on national television for sleeping with high-class hookers, even though he knew he was going to have to resign over this.

Represented by the emoticon:

):-

Douche: She caught me in bed with her sister.

Friend: What did you do?

Douche: Well, I dismounted first, then apologized

Friend: How's that going?

Douche: (spitzerface) ):-Fatty: I ate his last doughnut. What do I do?

Fatty's Advisor: spitzerface ):-Fatty: Shit, you're right.

See eliot spitzer, crapology, hookers, emoticon

Fatty's Advisor: ):-Fatty: Shit, you're right.

See eliot spitzer, crapology, hookers, emoticon


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