Spiv

What is Spiv?


1.

A flashy, slick operator who makes a living more from speculation or profiteering than from actual work. The kind of guy who wears a shiny medallion, goes bankrupt from a dodgy swampland development scheme, but still has a big house in his wife's name.

This real estate boom is a spiv's paradise.

See bling, dodgy, flashy, sheister, grifter

2.

An offensive word used to decrcibe a person that acts in same persona as a someone with mental disabilities.

'Would you stop being such a fucking spiv?'

'You SPIV!'

See spaz, retard, recluse, twat, muppet

3.

Slang term for those who avoided conscription in the first world war. Usually by lying about their physical condition or personal beleifs

"did you see gary yesterday? he told the conscription officer he was afraid of loud noises but I found him at the shooting range firing the shotguns with no earmuffs on. He is such a spiv."

4.

a chav, someone who walks like they have been shot in the knee, and it always seems to be the left one.

spivs normally hang around in large groups because they are pussys who cant look after themselves unless they are with their mates

quoted from the libertines song "what a waster".

"what a divvy, what a fucking div, talking like a moron, walking like a spiv"

5.

a loser, bit of an idiot

oh my god...look at him...he is such a spiv!

See tiddles

6.

An idiot

You fucking spiv.

7.

an ancient chav trying to make you buy something either that you don't want or something that is in short supply. Associated with showy dressing habits, shiny suits and inappropriate hats, etc. Romany word from the word 'spuvel' to push

he dresses like a spiv


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