What is Spizz?
1.
jizz that is flying in the air at high velocity
my spizz comes to a dead stop when it reaches my girlfriend's face
2.
slang for myspace used among select, lazy northwest-ohio teenagers.
amanda: hey andrew!
andrew: good morrow amanda, whatcha doinn?!
amanda: not so much just gettin' on the good ol' spizz!
andrew: wowzer! you must be lazy, select, and northwest-ohioan!!
amanda: damn-straight
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3.
(adj): a nickname or word for a stoner, who is a total hippie, however when high, they will become outrageously hyper and constantly try and beat people with dusters and pocket knives.
Spizzes can be really productive to society despite that fact that they steal, have sex with overage personelle and drink themselves into an un-handleable state.
V: Ay yo man, this is Stitches, do you have it?
M: Give me the phone! Now!
B: Spizz, calm the fuck down, I'm not sober enough for this.
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4.
Right before a man uses a urinal, he spits into. I don't know why, its just something men do.
After a big lunch, I had to spizz right before I started peeing
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5.
To spit in a girl's face after jizzing on it.
Man, last night I spizzed on her and she made me sleep on the couch.
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6.
Verb. To ejaculate into the anus, lick out the semen, and sipt it into the mouth of the passive partner. Usually occurs at the end of homosexual intercourse without condom. Sipzzing can, however, occur between a heterosexual couple.
Look at those guys spizzing on the internet.
Het, baby, let me spizz you with my hot sticky man juice.
Yeah, I spizzed him, but it didn't taste too good.
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7.
The crap left in the bottom of a whip cream can consisting of 10% creame 90% nitrous oxide. If you look closely, it does look like light jizz.
If you are a fan of
Yo, brah, hit me up with some whipped creame
yeah...oh dang, its just spizzin', this could take a while.
