What is Spizzle Barf?
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What my drunken next door neighbor wrote on my bathroom mirror in shaving cream. It is a combination of his last name and his own self-professed stupidity. Now... go die in a poo swamp
Why the fuck is spizzle barf written on my mirror in shaving cream? And why isn't there a mouth on my nard sack? Damn that Aunt Jemima.
Random Words:
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completely sneaky and undetected way of looking at boobs; extreme peripheral vision.
Guy: "Whoa you got some great zackvision goin..
