What is Spladge?
1.
A vagina post ejacualtion.
I have to go to the loo, I've got a real spladge on.
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2.
To come on a girls back and then slap it to make it 'spladge'
I spladged on her back for her birthday
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3.
Cunt gunge emmitted at high velocity
S Hetherton spladged all over the walls
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