What is Splaggot?
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Someone who buys a hot bird a drink with the view to seducing her, but accidentally tips it down her front in a moment of extreme clumsiness.
Man: "Here's yer drink, sexy"
*Spills it*
Woman: "oh my god, you splaggot!"
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Someone who buys a hot bird a drink with the view to seducing her, but accidentally tips it down her front in a moment of extreme clumsiness.
Man: "Here's yer drink, sexy"
*Spills it*
Woman: "oh my god, you splaggot!"
See
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Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day.
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