Splak These Hams

What is Splak These Hams?

To ejaculate, skeet, cum, blow load, spray, or shoot a load on her butt cheeks

Steve: I went to the store and I met this girl she was real real fine. I tapped her on the sholder and said "excuss me mamm"

Sammy: She pulled down her pants and sid "splak these hams"

See hams, cum, spit, slap, butt cheek

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