Splak These Hams

What is Splak These Hams?

To ejaculate, skeet, cum, blow load, spray, or shoot a load on her butt cheeks

Steve: I went to the store and I met this girl she was real real fine. I tapped her on the sholder and said "excuss me mamm"

Sammy: She pulled down her pants and sid "splak these hams"

See hams, cum, spit, slap, butt cheek

Jahoobies

1. Those which is most sacred, cherished, and respected on the female body. They often attract large crowds (see orgy) of male observers ..

Jacked Up Shit

1. something or someone really messed up!! That is some jack up shit yo!..

Eeter

1. noun - someone who takes pleasure in looking at rather chunky objects. Some one who eets Uh..., Jerry, you eeter, quit looking at those..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Splak These Hams Edit Meaning