Splak These Hams

What is Splak These Hams?

To ejaculate, skeet, cum, blow load, spray, or shoot a load on her butt cheeks

Steve: I went to the store and I met this girl she was real real fine. I tapped her on the sholder and said "excuss me mamm"

Sammy: She pulled down her pants and sid "splak these hams"

See hams, cum, spit, slap, butt cheek

Mosh Block

1. A person in a mosh pit who decides it is best to just stand there and ruin the vibe of the moshing. Similar to a cock blockbut in terms..

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1. The pointy face. If done correctly, you will have a "whisker" on each side of your nose between your nose and your upper lip. ..

M.i.l.p.h.

1. Mom I'd Like to Punch in the Head Jarred: Dude my mom is such a bitch Brian: Yea dude the chicks a M.I.L.P.H. Peter: No kidding ..

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