Splaknook

What is Splaknook?

This refers to when you jerk off in your hand and fling your wad onto your sleeping girlfriend's back.

Joe: Did you do anything last night?

Dave: No, just went home and splaknooked my girlfriend.

See jizz, spooge, spam javelin, meat rocket, balloon knot

Zad

1. usually the shy type, commonly having a small penis (under 4 inches in length). That new guy is a total zad. See loser, fag, pussy, bi..

Tuna Poon

1. A slut. One who has a vagina that smells like tuna, due to all the SLUTTYNESS. Rachael is such a goddamn tuna poon. See Alex..

Niggy Tardust

1. Grippo King, philosopher, and artist. Downright to the marrow, he’s the arrow through the heartless. Sunlight in the afternoon, ..

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