Splaknook

What is Splaknook?

This refers to when you jerk off in your hand and fling your wad onto your sleeping girlfriend's back.

Joe: Did you do anything last night?

Dave: No, just went home and splaknooked my girlfriend.

See jizz, spooge, spam javelin, meat rocket, balloon knot

Oh My God! What Is That Man Doing To His Anus?

1. A common reaction to goatse. Person One: Hey, Person Two, look at this! Person Two: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?!..

Rush Baby

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Qtpi

1. synonym for cutie pie That girls a qtpi, shes just adorable. See cutie, pie, qt, pi, cute 1. synonym for cutie pie That girls a qtp..

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