Splaknook

What is Splaknook?

This refers to when you jerk off in your hand and fling your wad onto your sleeping girlfriend's back.

Joe: Did you do anything last night?

Dave: No, just went home and splaknooked my girlfriend.

See jizz, spooge, spam javelin, meat rocket, balloon knot

Zebritis

1. (noun) An infection of a sports event that causes bad calls by the referees or other officials and makes the final score and often the w..

Obama-drama

1. Making a big deal out of some event or some massive celebration. (definition subject to change, lol) Baby, you know I hate surprise par..

Freedom Of Speech!

1. something you shout to auto-win an argument. "no u" "FREEDOM OF SPEECH!" the second person auto wins the argument ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Splaknook Edit Meaning