Splaknook

What is Splaknook?

This refers to when you jerk off in your hand and fling your wad onto your sleeping girlfriend's back.

Joe: Did you do anything last night?

Dave: No, just went home and splaknooked my girlfriend.

See jizz, spooge, spam javelin, meat rocket, balloon knot

Critzles

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Zone Of Interest

1. The genitals or genital region of a human female. Usually refers only to that of an attractive woman; homely women are typically said to..

Shellshock

1. From the epic conker matches of your childhood. The tear-jearking moment when your (one hundred and eightier) conker loses a part of its..

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