Splaknook

What is Splaknook?

This refers to when you jerk off in your hand and fling your wad onto your sleeping girlfriend's back.

Joe: Did you do anything last night?

Dave: No, just went home and splaknooked my girlfriend.

See jizz, spooge, spam javelin, meat rocket, balloon knot

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