What is Splam?
1.
Generally used for external depostits of ejaculate on another person.
I pulled out my feather and splammed on her tits/face/ass.
2.
If 2 homosexual men are having anal relations and man #1 ejaculates in man #2's asshole. When man #2 farts, what comes out is SPLAM (mixture of shit and spooge). This doesn't apply if a man comes in a woman's asshole (the term for that is LUCKY MUTHAFUCKA).
Mr. Garrison and Big Gay Al shared mad splam at the Blue Oyster.
3.
Spiced Lamb, by analogy to Spam. Often served in pitta bread, as a splam kebab
I'll have splam, eggs, splam, splam and splam
Random Words:
1.
A woman who is both fat and annoying. What jack Nicholson called the waitress annoying him in "As Good as it Gets."
Elephant..
1.
A man who tries to prevent you from getting your cock into a woman's vagina. Generally done by friends who are jealous of your pimp..
