Splanger Edit Meaning

1. "the truth is, everyone is fucked up." pertaining not exclusively to being intoxicated, but tired, unhappy, depressed, in-a-r..

1. The moment of pure bliss while sitting in an electronic massage chair. I had the best chairgasm at the mall today! See chair, massage,..

1. The ability to detect when a person is lying about having committed a crime. Joe was a good lawyer, he had a strong nigger sense to kno..