Splangy Edit Meaning

1. The bunching in the area of your crotch, making it look like you have a boner. Damn, look at his jean weiner. or I don't want to..

1. When you are having sex with a girl then ejaculate on her ear. You proceed to slap her across the face so that it splatters everywhere...

1. The act of feverishly tidying up the squalor you normally live in, in preparation for a 'person of interest' visiting you, in ..