Splank

What is Splank?

The act of taking a bloody shit. (usually very messy)

"Ben, you better shut up or I'll splank on your face."

See Kevin

Use of Funk to free minds and behinds from constipated notions; anti-spank

star child iz gonna splank yo ass silly

The somewhat self-defeating act of having a wank and a spliff at the same time.

Ed: Hey man, you coming for a drink?

Giles: Nah man, I'm off for a splank.

See spliff, wank, spank, masturbate, weed

a penis being slammed

ooo the book splanked me!

See shlong, pong, song, spling

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