What is Splank?
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The act of taking a bloody shit. (usually very messy)
"Ben, you better shut up or I'll splank on your face."
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2.
Use of Funk to free minds and behinds from constipated notions; anti-spank
star child iz gonna splank yo ass silly
3.
The somewhat self-defeating act of having a
Ed: Hey man, you coming for a drink?
Giles: Nah man, I'm off for a splank.
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4.
a penis being slammed
ooo the book splanked me!
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A term used to describe a man who is confident enough in himself, as a man, to know that, as long as he has a penis, he has no reason to..
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the remnants of semen, natural body lubricants and/or artificial lubricants that pool and collect on surfaces or in the anal cavity afte..
