Splank

What is Splank?

The act of taking a bloody shit. (usually very messy)

"Ben, you better shut up or I'll splank on your face."

See Kevin

Use of Funk to free minds and behinds from constipated notions; anti-spank

star child iz gonna splank yo ass silly

The somewhat self-defeating act of having a wank and a spliff at the same time.

Ed: Hey man, you coming for a drink?

Giles: Nah man, I'm off for a splank.

See spliff, wank, spank, masturbate, weed

a penis being slammed

ooo the book splanked me!

See shlong, pong, song, spling

W.i.m.p

1. W.I.M.P = Wigga In Management Position my boss"Hey yo wuhss goood my fellow white Boi" Me (baby face)"aint nothing W.I...

Cosmopologies

1. damage control for drunk texts sent the night before after a long night of drinking in sea isle city. that jerk owes me some cosmopolog..

Zwei Asakura

1. teh l33t shinobi of the green Hollow see shinobi "Thanx for the stuff --Zwei Asakura"..

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