Splank

What is Splank?

The act of taking a bloody shit. (usually very messy)

"Ben, you better shut up or I'll splank on your face."

See Kevin

Use of Funk to free minds and behinds from constipated notions; anti-spank

star child iz gonna splank yo ass silly

The somewhat self-defeating act of having a wank and a spliff at the same time.

Ed: Hey man, you coming for a drink?

Giles: Nah man, I'm off for a splank.

See spliff, wank, spank, masturbate, weed

a penis being slammed

ooo the book splanked me!

See shlong, pong, song, spling

Pussy Text

1. when you text your girlfriend dirty messages my boyfriend just sent me another pussy text! See cunt, kumquat, muff, vagina, pussyhole ..

Nardini

1. A limp noodle that can be construed in a sexual context Your thing looks like a nardini. See thing, nardini, noodle, limp, erectile dy..

W'sup

1. whats is going on bro w'sup bro..

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