What is Splanker?
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A splanker is a male that strokes his penis with great fury and determination usually more than five times a day or any time he encounters a hot female.
"Man Josh is such a splanker, everytime Jessica comes around he is off to the closet to splank his plank."
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A phrase used when one is a fatass who is sick of his friends and wants to go somwhere else, generally his home.
Cartman: Screw you guy..
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A flavor of Ice Pop that will produce a "hard-on"
Hey willie, look like you need a mixed berry!!!
See dick, hardon, erection..
