What is Splanker?
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A splanker is a male that strokes his penis with great fury and determination usually more than five times a day or any time he encounters a hot female.
"Man Josh is such a splanker, everytime Jessica comes around he is off to the closet to splank his plank."
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1. Complete and utter bullshit. Often used by 2 people who have been together for an extensive period of time to describe the day they ..
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A term which is used in when shcoked or in awe or something.
A certain Josh Mills is fond of this term.
"Oh my days, BISCUITS&quo..
