What is Splap?
1.
The sound a penis makes when it slaps someone on the forehead.
Grifter splapped Blackrose when he was in Texas, while she was DJing.
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2.
verb.-to take a dump in the woods
I just splapped by the highway.
3.
The noise of a turd emitted by the anal cavity of any fat person hitting the toilet water, creating splashback.
I can hear Laura splapping from here!
Laura does enjoy a good splap.
SPLAP ON YOUR FACE.
I have splapped everywhere.
Laura splaps three times a day.
Laura smells a bit splappy.
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4.
A confection comprised of chocolate, caramel and biscuit, characterised by its 'big lump' shape.
Holy crap guys, I'm hungry for some splap.
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Injecting illicit drugs (usually opiates) into the tip of the Penis. Generally for the purpose of enhancing sexual pleasure.
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The process by which a man mends a broken heart (i.e. bangs every woman possible to forget his ex and his grief).
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