Splap

What is Splap?


1.

The sound a penis makes when it slaps someone on the forehead.

Grifter splapped Blackrose when he was in Texas, while she was DJing.

See grifter, josey

2.

verb.-to take a dump in the woods

I just splapped by the highway.

3.

The noise of a turd emitted by the anal cavity of any fat person hitting the toilet water, creating splashback.

I can hear Laura splapping from here!

Laura does enjoy a good splap.

SPLAP ON YOUR FACE.

I have splapped everywhere.

Laura splaps three times a day.

Laura smells a bit splappy.

See splap

4.

A confection comprised of chocolate, caramel and biscuit, characterised by its 'big lump' shape.

Holy crap guys, I'm hungry for some splap.

See chocolate, snack, cheese, cork


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