Splarf Edit Meaning

1.

Poorly aimed barfing that results in "splash back" ending up on the barfer's face or clothing.

Jill was so hammered she splarfed in the toilet, ruining her makeup.

See barf, vomit, puke, face, yacking, eating, eat, drunk

2.

it means to cum or ejaculate

Hold on i am about to splarf.

See sex, cum, balls, robbery

3.

A Brain fart.

"So there I was at the grocery store.........".... "I totally just splarfed what I was saying."

See splarf, brain fart, blank, nothing

4.

After taking a crap, barfing into the toilet with the crap still sitting in it.

Jimbo killed a 30 pack on his way to Cape May and was so drunk that splarfed in Ms. Prino's bathroom.

See Sean

5.

It's what a small baby spits up. Milk- and saliva-based goo.

Sweet Pea just splarfed on Olive's shoulder again!

See Dave

6.

queefpussy fart

A sound similar to a fart that comes from air trapped in the pussy that may occur while fucking.

Honey, do you need to go to the bath room or was that only a splarf ?