Splargin Edit Meaning

1. Someone who is highly educated, but doesn't understand simple things. Billy the sophistidiot has a Phd., but doesn't know how..

1. There's only two states worth being in, Queensland and pissed. Queensland: Why would you wanna be anywhere else. See queensland, ..

1. A massive, mostly slick and wet shit. Man, I drank so much beer last night, I have to take one hell of a Metnik this morning. See Toad..