Splargin Edit Meaning

1. Telephone/lol mixed together... so if you had a funny phone call, you'd go "telolophone" or can just be used instead of..

1. When your dog sneaks up behind you after you're out of the shower and sticks his cold nose in your crotch. My dog gave me the old ..

1. The person with a hot friend that someone will talk to in order to get to said hot friend. "I hate being a go to friend! I keep th..