Splart

What is Splart?


1.

the physical act of both farting and ejaculating all at the same time.

Although John loved Betty very much, he occationally liked to give her the ol' Splart. She really liked it.

See MUSH

2.

The term used for the squeeky noise that results when you purse your lips over the end of a spliff and attempt to toke on it prematurely. translation of splart is a spliff-lip-fart.

"did someone just fart?"

"na i just splarted brutha"

See fart, spliff, lip, toke, joint

3.

when a girl thinks shes gonna queef but shit comes out instead.

omg that bitch splarted all over the place

See queef, shit, girl, dookie


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