Splash And Dash

What is Splash And Dash?


1.

Having a quick wee!

The term originated in Formula 1 and or NASCAR where a car comes in for a minor fix - new tyres etc and takes on a small amount of fuel while this work is being done

Dave was in a hurry so he nipped into the loo for a quick splash and dash.

See wee, slash, wizz, pee

2.

The act of taking a hot cup of coffee, throwing its contents in the face of an unsuspecting individual, and then running away. Useful for both purposes of revenge and comedy.

Mark: That twat cheated on you?! What did you say?

Chris: Nothing really. I was really calm about it. We just went to Starbucks, got some coffee, and just as she was sitting down, I gave her the ol' splash and dash!

Mark: Well played sir.

Chris: Wanna get some Chipotle?

Mark: Certainly.

See splash and dash, scold, burn, revenge


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