Splash Damping

What is Splash Damping?

The act of reducing the noise subseqent to the execution of a bowel movement in a public bathroom facility.

Person 1#

The bathroom at work was packed this morning! I even resorted to splash damping to save myself from embarassment!

Person #2

WTF is splash damping

Person #1

You know... You put TP on the water before you drop one?

Person #2

That's enough. Why did I even ask.

See bathroom, toilet, splash, crap

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