What is Splash Guard?
1.
A roll of fat on a female's stomach that prevents a male's sperm from splashing her in the face when he removes his penis from her vagina just prior to ejaculation.
That bitch is lucky she had a splash guard because if she didn't my load would've caused her to drown.
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2.
when wearing glasses while performing oral sex to prevent crustaceous eyelids.
i bought your girlfriend some splash guards.
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To get a slut whore to smoke a joint and suck a cock.
Hey buddy, let's get those broads over there to SMOKE A PHAT AND SUCK A PHAT..
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(n)Someone incredibly redundant; (adj) Always being redundant.
You're such a redundalist!
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