What is Splash Guard?
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A roll of fat on a female's stomach that prevents a male's sperm from splashing her in the face when he removes his penis from her vagina just prior to ejaculation.
That bitch is lucky she had a splash guard because if she didn't my load would've caused her to drown.
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when wearing glasses while performing oral sex to prevent crustaceous eyelids.
i bought your girlfriend some splash guards.
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A public high school in Orlando, Florida, located on Edgewater Drive. It was designated as being below par for the No Child Left Behind ..
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a little bit; a small amount.
62 degrees and rainy, it sure is a tadbitwinkle cold outside.
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Kih-ee-kih-ee-go-MOW Noun: cat. Expression used mostly by teenage girls.
"Aw, it's a ki'y-ki'y-go-"mow"! ..
