What is Splash Guard?
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A roll of fat on a female's stomach that prevents a male's sperm from splashing her in the face when he removes his penis from her vagina just prior to ejaculation.
That bitch is lucky she had a splash guard because if she didn't my load would've caused her to drown.
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when wearing glasses while performing oral sex to prevent crustaceous eyelids.
i bought your girlfriend some splash guards.
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1. When a male strokes his penis up and down, slow at first but soon speeds up until he shoots his load. Normally onto a stroke book
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Top down on a convertible. Drop top
"Yo don't say your car is topless say the titties is out" Nas...
