What is Splash Guard?
1.
A roll of fat on a female's stomach that prevents a male's sperm from splashing her in the face when he removes his penis from her vagina just prior to ejaculation.
That bitch is lucky she had a splash guard because if she didn't my load would've caused her to drown.
See
2.
when wearing glasses while performing oral sex to prevent crustaceous eyelids.
i bought your girlfriend some splash guards.
Random Words:
1.
To utterly destroy the enemy and/or your teammates in a video game or Sport.
I just got booted from a game of C.O.D 4 for facial rape
..
1.
Desparate times require desparate measures.
Hey Aaron, black kat is the only trouble maker left, so dump the bitch already...
