What is Splash Guard?
1.
A roll of fat on a female's stomach that prevents a male's sperm from splashing her in the face when he removes his penis from her vagina just prior to ejaculation.
That bitch is lucky she had a splash guard because if she didn't my load would've caused her to drown.
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2.
when wearing glasses while performing oral sex to prevent crustaceous eyelids.
i bought your girlfriend some splash guards.
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a really tan almost completely black african/nigger
you look like a zangi nigger! have you been tanning lately?
See nigga, tan, nigger..
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shorts that more properly befit an eleven yr. old schoolkid from Taiwan, when worn on an older male.
Meme: Where did you get those shor..
