What is Splash Guard?
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A roll of fat on a female's stomach that prevents a male's sperm from splashing her in the face when he removes his penis from her vagina just prior to ejaculation.
That bitch is lucky she had a splash guard because if she didn't my load would've caused her to drown.
See
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when wearing glasses while performing oral sex to prevent crustaceous eyelids.
i bought your girlfriend some splash guards.
Random Words:
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Classic version of Strong Sad. Looks like a Strong Sad skeleton wearing a potato sack for clothing.
Sickly Sam:Can I have some soup.
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e-flipping someone off.
Guy:I WANT TO DO YOU.
Girl:,,!,,(-.-),,!,,
See fucktard, flipping the bird..
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A long necked Dinosaur with a fish head.
'Omg! I just saw A Fishnosaur It walked Past my window'
See fish, dinosaur..
