Splash Guard

What is Splash Guard?

1.

A roll of fat on a female's stomach that prevents a male's sperm from splashing her in the face when he removes his penis from her vagina just prior to ejaculation.

That bitch is lucky she had a splash guard because if she didn't my load would've caused her to drown.

See roll, spare tire, beer belly

2.

when wearing glasses while performing oral sex to prevent crustaceous eyelids.

i bought your girlfriend some splash guards.
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