What is Splash Guard?
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A roll of fat on a female's stomach that prevents a male's sperm from splashing her in the face when he removes his penis from her vagina just prior to ejaculation.
That bitch is lucky she had a splash guard because if she didn't my load would've caused her to drown.
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when wearing glasses while performing oral sex to prevent crustaceous eyelids.
i bought your girlfriend some splash guards.
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Supplies needed:
Table near a window
Woman
The act: Bend the girl over the table and do her in the doggie-style position. Tag team wi..
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Defined by splooging on a girl's face whilst she is asleep, and then quickly departing before she can discover who did it.
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