What is Splash Guard?
1.
A roll of fat on a female's stomach that prevents a male's sperm from splashing her in the face when he removes his penis from her vagina just prior to ejaculation.
That bitch is lucky she had a splash guard because if she didn't my load would've caused her to drown.
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2.
when wearing glasses while performing oral sex to prevent crustaceous eyelids.
i bought your girlfriend some splash guards.
Random Words:
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(exp.) Used to express an interrogative of whether that guy IS talkin' ta you, or not. Comes from Profanese.
"YOU TALKIN&apo..
1.
A way to describe something that really sucks
"This class is hexa boo boo!" or "Your hexa boo boo!"
See hella, boo..
