What is Splash Guard?
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A roll of fat on a female's stomach that prevents a male's sperm from splashing her in the face when he removes his penis from her vagina just prior to ejaculation.
That bitch is lucky she had a splash guard because if she didn't my load would've caused her to drown.
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when wearing glasses while performing oral sex to prevent crustaceous eyelids.
i bought your girlfriend some splash guards.
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An empty water bottle filled with Vodka
Poor out the water of a water bottle and fill up with vodka to create yourself a Vawter Bottle
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Small,scaby and home to bitter sad t**ts.
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