What is Splash Guard?
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A roll of fat on a female's stomach that prevents a male's sperm from splashing her in the face when he removes his penis from her vagina just prior to ejaculation.
That bitch is lucky she had a splash guard because if she didn't my load would've caused her to drown.
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2.
when wearing glasses while performing oral sex to prevent crustaceous eyelids.
i bought your girlfriend some splash guards.
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When your shirt doesn't go down far enough and all you see is a disgusting mess of backfat
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When two people in an AA program have a relationship. Greatly discouraged by AA programs.
Did you see him with that girl, he's to..
