What is Splash Protection?
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The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.
Jack: Finished in there?
John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.
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A slightly racist term to describe a black male.
Someone stole your bike? What did he look like?
Well uh, he was a Chocolate Man.
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Someone whose primary sexual attraction is to obese women.
Julio: Hey Umberto, I heard you like to go to Weight Watchers to pick up fat..