What is Splash Protection?
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The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.
Jack: Finished in there?
John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.
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the tendency of going too high on top and then way too low on the ground typical for women and people with unstable phyche and very over..