What is Splash Protection?
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The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.
Jack: Finished in there?
John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.
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The remnants of crackers left in the bottom of the box.
I just ate a handfull of quamidders!
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A prostitute, someone who is compensated for sexually servicing another.
It's payday, time for another visit to the Orgazmatrist...
