Splash Protection

What is Splash Protection?


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The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.

Jack: Finished in there?

John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.

See splash, water, toilet, terd, shit


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