Splasharita

What is Splasharita?

A frozen alcoholic drink similar to a margarita, topped with a splash of fresh human semen.

I am so thirsy AND horny right now, I am really in the mood for a splasharita!

John offered to make Ellen a strawberry splasharita.

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