What is Splashguard?
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When you place some toilet paper in the toilet BEFORE taking a dump so that your shit will land on the TP and NOT splash toilet water on your ass or crotch.
Sheila always makes a splashguard before she shits.
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2.
When you feel a big
O my god, im so happy i laid down that Splashguard, i swear i would've drained the toilet otherwise.
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