Splashguard

What is Splashguard?

1.

When you place some toilet paper in the toilet BEFORE taking a dump so that your shit will land on the TP and NOT splash toilet water on your ass or crotch.

Sheila always makes a splashguard before she shits.

See poop pillow, shit raft, golden rum

2.

When you feel a big duececoming on, you would lay down a splashgaurd to avoid nasty toilet water splashing back onto or even worse into yourself

O my god, im so happy i laid down that Splashguard, i swear i would've drained the toilet otherwise.

See poop, toilet, deuce, shit, wow
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