What is Splashing Blumpkin?
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Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular
She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)
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the dwindling of the ol' "urge to merge" with old age; a decrease in one's sexual appetite in old age.
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Describing a food as very taste.
This fried chicken is schroumdidlyumptious, the way it just bursts in your mouth.
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