Splashing Blumpkin

What is Splashing Blumpkin?


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Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.

She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)

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