Splatapus

What is Splatapus?

To be so extremely tired that your are a gooey sticky mess on the floor- *splat!*

Omg, after helping Becky move, I'm a splatapus

See tired, exhausted, enervated

Priction

1. Friction caused by a prick against your intimate body parts "More priction; harder, harder". See rubbing, prick, cock, press..

Onboard

1. Already fitted to your computer as part of the main circuitry on the motherboard. The alternative is a separate expansion card which is ..

Chode-smoker

1. Someone who orally engages a 'chode' (A Penis thats wider than it is long) Jamie Cullam is such a chode-smoker. 2. One who ..

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