What is Splatform?
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noun: any surface, specifically but not limited to platforms of any sort, which are designated as areas to be splooged, splurged, defaced and/or "onseminated" upon.
"dude, last night I was up late gettin' a good wank goin' until I realized I was about to make a deposit in the world sperm bank and had failed to establish a splatform."
"I wouldn't sit on the sofa if I were you. I was in a jam last night and had to make that an impromptu splatform after I pulled out."
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a large gathering of douche bags, all following some pathetic trend. (popped collars for one)
Dude, that club last night, was such a do..
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That little bit on the end after you've 'used the wrong door'
oh look, my todgers got a choccy topping
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