Splattercan

What is Splattercan?

n. 1. a bad shit

n. 2. the results of a bad shit

My stomach was feelin all woogy after that cheese on cheese sandwich and I had to take a splattercan.

Phil, that fat son of a bitch, took a shit and didn't flush... he left some serious splattercan.

Dildo Muncher

1. one that likes munching dildos. "Sarah you are such a dildo muncher!"..

Jungle Clit

1. A terrible smelling clit due to dried vagina cheesemeshed with hair. A clit with the ability to stink up an apartment for several hours...

Jelqing

1. The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off f..

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