Splatter-crap

What is Splatter-crap?

When you take a shit so windy and violent you scatter ass-mud all over the back of the toilet.

Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.

Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.

"Dude, last night i took a splatter-crap, sorry i wiped my ass with your dog."

See shit, martha stewart

Urbz

1. The Urban Version of the Sims You wuzzup G? Playin the URBZ! FO SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE 2. a nickname for the store, "Urban Outfitte..

Shut Fuck

1. to fuck sombody so hard that their vag/ass gets shut for a week dude i shut fucked her last night! shut the shut fuck up! like what t..

Cohen Esque

1. The coolest thing you could be. Antonyms: Juron-esque. "I want to be cohen esque!" "No! I'm cohen esque!" S..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Splatter-crap Edit Meaning