Splatter-crap

What is Splatter-crap?

When you take a shit so windy and violent you scatter ass-mud all over the back of the toilet.

Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.

Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.

"Dude, last night i took a splatter-crap, sorry i wiped my ass with your dog."

See shit, martha stewart

Gay Bone

1. Term for a male who is not gay, but exhibits overtly gay tendencies. Suggests while heterosexual, he possesses a homosexual bone which c..

Omnivist

1. One who is aware and participates in both pessimistic and optimistic outlooks on a situation. If you were called down to maybe a boss&a..

Quarz

1. to smoke cannabis/a joint from the German: "quarzen" You wanna go quarz one? Let's go quarz a joint. See quarzen, qua..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Splatter-crap Edit Meaning