Splatter-crap

What is Splatter-crap?

When you take a shit so windy and violent you scatter ass-mud all over the back of the toilet.

Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.

Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.

"Dude, last night i took a splatter-crap, sorry i wiped my ass with your dog."

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