What is Splatter-crap?
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When you take a shit so windy and violent you scatter ass-mud all over the back of the toilet.
Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.
Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.
"Dude, last night i took a splatter-crap, sorry i wiped my ass with your dog."
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