What is Splatterkhaki?
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The act of having residual shit on the fron of your pants as a reult of spur-of-the-moment, quickie anal sex.
Cannot usually be avoided, and is very embarassing.
"Man, he gave me a blazing splatterkhaki, and I had to wear my shirt on the outside until I could go and change! Jeeez!"
Random Words:
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A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.
"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is..
