Splatter-poop

What is Splatter-poop?

1.

EARLY IN THE MOIRNING- after A night of drinking ,USUALLY 24-36 BEERS TO YOUR HEAD- you sit on the toilet to take a crap - BUT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL HYDRA-CHLORIDEINDUCED GOLF BALLS- its all over the bowl- yes its splatter poop. A LIQUIDY SUBSTANCE LAUNCHED AT 60psi. usually containing no more shred of substance other than possibly some un-chewed beef jerkey youn had for lunch the day before

Dude- NO Fucking WAY am I cleaning that SPLATTER-POOP off the floor and toilet- DAVE DID IT ,LET FUCKIN DAVE CLEAN IT!

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