Splattoo

What is Splattoo?

A tattoo on the small of a woman's back, often used for ejaculatory target practice.

"She had a splattoo of an Irish Crucifix. I felt kinda guilty looking at it while doing her doggy style."

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Zifko

1. adj ; meaning "gods gift to women" a man who has everything that any woman could ever want. Dude, that guy is a total zifko..

Z-is-me

1. 1. someone who either stalks you or knows everything about you, or possibly is you and you dont fucking know it The author "z"..

Ass Heave

1. When the schphincter muscles give in to the inner pressure of the rectum and spell forth a massive amount of doo-doo. Gosh! Indian food..

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