Splattums Edit Meaning

1. When one masturbates right before he leaves for work. "Oh man I cant focus. I need to pull a jerk n work today." See jerk, m..

1. Someone who’s significant other has gone on a serious health kick and spends all their time working out. Rich was happy that his wife w..

1. the slimy, greenish-yellow residue that accumulates between your ball-sack and your leg that smells like fat bastards asshole i washed ..