Splatula

What is Splatula?

A spatula used to scrape dried cum off of a wall. This is usually required in the bedroom of teenage boys.

Son, your mom is tired of using the splatula in your room. Please masterbate in the bathroom.

See masterbation, cum, cleaning, jizz

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