Splatulence

What is Splatulence?


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v. - to accidentally and unintentionally defecate while expelling intestinal gas from the anus.

v. - to flatulate in combination with an emphatic splat caused by the additional excrement of fecal matter.

n. - a combination of flatus and feces expelled through the anus.

n. - an experience of an unintended evacuation of the bowel of a fluid nature during the act of flatulence.

(blend of splat and flatulence)

1. Certain kinds of food have been known to cause/result in splatulence if a bathroom is not nearby.

2. I ran and ran and ran, but I didn't make it in time and I splatulated all over my pants!

See cacatoot, shart, sharted, defecate, poop, squirt


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