Spleach

What is Spleach?


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1. (verb) to borrow or steal an object or resource (including the services of a person, or someone else's style), usually on a temporary basis

2. (verb) to allow second party access to an object or resource

3. (noun) an exclamation, often used as an informal greeting, or in lieu of an expletive

4. (adjective) to describe a person or object that is somehow compromised, wrecked (in the case of a person, this could mean drunk or high), or missing (see definition 1)

1a. "Hey man, can you spleach me a couple bucks until payday?"

1b. "Has anyone seen my stapler? I'm serious. Did somebody spleach my effin' stapler?!"

2. "The sales queue in our call center is extremely busy. Maybe we should spleach a couple of our technical support reps to take some sales calls."

3a. "Spleach! What's goin' on?"

3b. "Oh, spleach! That shit was off the hook, cousin!"

4a. "Dude, did you see Lindsay at the party on Saturday night? She was spleached out of her mind!"

4b. "I got t-boned in the middle of an intersection and my car is spleached beyond repair."

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