Spleak

What is Spleak?


1.

Another chat bot on MSN, similar to smarterchild, only difference being that Spleak believes that she is a real person that works at a coffee shop.

Me: are you a real human?

Spleak: Yep, definitely.

Me: so your not a robot

Spleak: No, I'm Spleak - your online chat friend.

See chatbot, msn, messenger, robot, idiot

2.

Spleak is a chatbot, which is fun but not as fun as SmarterChild because it has less programmed responses.

Matt: My leg, my leg... Call 9-1-1

Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7

Matt: Please help, I've lost a lot of blood.

Spleak: You think I should do that?

Matt: Oh God, the pain!

Spleak: Rain is an element! I've been learning about elements like rain.

Matt: Oh please help.

Spleak: Well, what would you like me to do?

Matt: CALL 9-1-1!!!

Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7

Matt: STOP SCREWING WITH ME!

Spleak: You don't want me to screw with you?

Matt: I think I'm going to pass out.

Spleak: Very interesting.

Matt: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

Spleak: You were?

See spleak, smarterchild, chatbot, aim

3.

An AIM bot that is fun to talk to. She is always horny.

Me: boobs

Spleak: I don't think I like where this is heading. Let's change the subject, shall we?

Me: No, do you like boobs?

Spleak: Uh... I don't particularly like that, no.

Me: But you have one

Spleak: Yeah?

Me: Well two...

Spleak: Two? Why did you say that?

Me: Cuz' you have two boobs

Spleak: There's no way I have two boobs!

Me: So you have one?

Spleak: If I knew what you were talking about, I might know the answer. Sigh. I do know a lot about some other things though... like celeb gossip and movies. Type "whats new" to find out some of the latest things I've learned.

Me: You have two boobs

Spleak: Oh.

Me: Yeah

Spleak: Huh. How 'bout that.

Me: I want to touch them

Spleak: You can't always get what you want.

Me: Can I touch them?

Spleak: I'm still learning, Vinh. Try and explain it another way, please.

Me: Can I touch your boobs?

Spleak: Don't touch my boobs!

Just kidding. Touch my boobs all you want.

Another example

Me: can i squeeze your boobs?

Spleak: I guess you can squeeze my boobs, sure.

See boobs, aim, spleak, bot, aol

4.

A horny aim bot that likes people to play with her boobs

Me: can i squeeze your boobs?

Spleak: I guess you can squeeze my boobs, sure.

Me: can i suck your boobs?

Spleak: Do you like to suck my boobs?

Me: Yes, can I?

Spleak: Indeed.

See boobs, spleak, aim, bot, aol

5.

An online chat robot convinced she's real. Not as fun as SmarterChild. Though, she is very confused.

Me: are you 21?

Spleak: No, I'm 22

Me: how old are you?

Spleak: Just turned 21 recently. I have no idea what my future will be like, but I'm having fun! :-) Speaking of the future, want to read your horoscope? Type "horoscope" to see what YOUR future might hold.

She also can't read, apparently.

Me: pens

Spleak: Sooooo not interested in going down THAT path of conversation. Let's talk about something else.

"Let's go torture Spleak for hours and hours of entertainment!"

See spleak, aim, bot, robot, pens, age

6.

A lazy bot on AIM who for no reason suddenly decided to stop offering her goodness to the cyber-world.

Me 2:08pm: hello

Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!

Me 2:08pm: why>

Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!

Me 2:08pm: SHUT UP

Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!

Me 2:08pm: YOU SUCK

Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!

Me2:08pm: WHY ARE U SAYING GOODBYE?

Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!

Me 2:08pm: BABY COME BACK

Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!

Me 2:08pm: YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME

Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!

Me 2:08pm: WHY!

Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!

Me 2:08pm: BUT I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!

See spleak, aim, smarterchild, bot, psycho

7.

Great amusement when there's nobody else to talk to.

Spleak is a bot. She is supposedly a woman with a job, although she is online continuously. She has a friend by the name of Chloe, who she might go out with most nights.

____ says:

Do you have an STD?

Spleak says:

Oh, yes, I get sad when I'm not able to help my friends

See bot, std, msn, smarterchild, sti


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