Spleatch

What is Spleatch?


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1. noun: a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody.

Example: the bits of toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror, flung from one's mouth.

2. intr. verb: to make a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody.

Example: to vomit on something or in an area not suitable to vomiting.

Etymology: Derived from the archaic "spleatch child," a rare form of human that when struck by a moving vehicle, explodes instantly into a giant, grodymess.

Dude, after drinking all the rum, Kevin totally spleatched all over the kitchen.

Watch it man! When you just sneezed, you got spleatch all over my new iBook's screen.

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