What is Spleatch?
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1. noun: a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are
Example: the bits of toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror, flung from one's mouth.
2. intr. verb: to make a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are
Example: to vomit on something or in an area not suitable to vomiting.
Etymology: Derived from the archaic "spleatch child," a rare form of human that when struck by a moving vehicle, explodes instantly into a giant,
Dude, after drinking all the rum, Kevin totally spleatched all over the kitchen.
Watch it man! When you just sneezed, you got spleatch all over my new iBook's screen.
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